Big hair. Parachute pants. David Lee Roth in spandex. All cringeworthy signposts of the ’80s. But the “me” decade also gave rise to a pudgy kid who thought wordslinging might be the ticket to fame, fortune, and a wicked rad vocabulary. Yeah. I actually thought that.

Fast-forward a decade or two. Somewhere between the end of Pac-Man Wrist Syndrome and the dawn of the Ashton Kutcher Twitter phenomenon, I racked up 15 years of copywriting, editing, marketing, and advertising experience.

I’ve scored editorial touchdowns for three professional sports franchises. Stroked fresh coats of paint onto IT white papers. Bullhorned citizens out of Y2K bunkers for an energy company. Spotted lines for the website of a Broadway actress. Different businesses. Varied sizes. One goal: Finding the right voice.

Since I was old enough to hold a Crayola, writing stuff that gets people to do stuff is all I’ve ever wanted to do. I’ll harness that passion for your next creative project, put wind in your sales and set you on a course for continuous success.